the tale of the 4th grade nothing

Hey y'all! Today at school, Keaton told me that Lily was being mean to him. So I go to lily and SHE said that Keaton was being mean to her.

me: "How could KEATON be mean to YOU! He tries SO hard to be nice to you!"

Lily: "He can't take a joke!"

me: "He is one of the funniest people I know!!!"

Lily: 'That is just because he likes you!"

And THAT was going TOOOOOOO far!

me: "No! It is because I actually listen to him!"

Lily: "I listen to him TOOO!"

Me: "Not enough to understand him!"

I walked away and went to talk to Keaton. I told him that SHE thought HE was mean. Then I told Him not to worry about anything and that I had it ALL under control. I didn't want to lie to Keaton but I didn't have a choice.

I have absolutely NO idea how she dose not think that he is funny! I mean, he is like HILARIOUS!!! Lily apologized to me later, but I was like in my head 'I am NOT the one that you need to apologize to!!!!!!!!!!!' After school I caught up with Keaton and hid eyes were all waters up!!!

Me: Oh my gosh Keaton are you OK?

Him: (He started to cry!)

Me: Oh my gosh Keaton don't cry!!! ):

Seriously he tries SO STINKEN HARD to be nice to Lily and now he thinks it is all his fault. It really isn't! Do NOT ask any questions!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't want to here things like " Are you sure Keaton isn't mean?" or "Maybe he can't take a joke and lily was right?" Cause the answers are ALL IN THIS POST!!!

I am especially was sad that Keaton started to cry. So here is my plan...

1. Get to school early on Monday because Keaton ALWAYS get to school early.

2. Talk to him about what happened and try to make him feel better.

3. Last but not least, tell him that I think he is funny and that I think he is a early nice person and he shouldn't even CARE about what LILY thinks!!!

Thank you for reading this whole thing!

-Me!

P.S. Oh and incase you hadn't figured out, I have a crush on Keaton and Keaton had a crush on me...